Sven Watches TV

We never watch regular broadcast T.V. at our house - only the occasional movie. Yesterday, while we were in a microbrew for dinner with some friends, Sven was completely mesmerized by a basketball game (Texas vs. Texas A&M) that was on. However, based on his questions, he was very confused by the "movie". I realized after a few questions, that Sven thought that the game was a movie, and the commercials were part of the same plot. He would ask "why is she painting her nails pink?", then a few seconds later "and why is there something black on their window", then a few seconds later "why are they pushing each other?"

His conclusion - he didn't like basketball players because they pushed each other too much. I told him it was all part of the game, but that answer didn't seem to make any sense to him either.